Food Porn

Good…lord…love…a…duck!!!!!!! Have you ever eaten something so good you would do anything to have it over and over? Something so delicious it could be classified as smack your grandma good! Just thinking about what I am going to share with you is enough to make me drool on my keyboard and have my stomach growl due to anger from not eating this creation. Grab your napkins folks, we are about to take a trip to the salivation station.

 I have it worked with the wait staff that when the chicken and waffle sandwich hits the specials menu at 2 BROTHERS RESTAURANT & PUB in Salem, CT,  they notify me stat…that’s medical terms for right fuckin now (thank you Tim for the medical term). I can-not stress the importance of this info going out on an APB and being notified by any means possible. Send a carrier pigeon with a note shoved in its ass, I don’t care! I need to know!

If you have not had the pleasure of shoving this delectable treat down your suck hole what are you doing with your life? Seriously ask yourself if you’ve ever truly lived. The answer is going to be a hard no. The moment this masterpiece of culinary craftsmanship gets placed in front of you, you will know you have made the right dinner choice. But you are not prepared for what is about to happen next. Even if you have had this before, you’re still not prepared, I assure you.

This handcrafted piece of culinary art is a flavor explosion for your taste buds. A delicious treat drummed up in the heavens and sent down in the hands of angels for all to enjoy. It’s as if the mighty lord made this himself and blessed it right before you devoured every bit of it.

The sweet hint of maple syrup slowly drizzles down your throat as you’re teased with the savory, smoky bacon flavor. As the steam from the perfectly cooked chicken dances across your face with the warm, welcoming heat, you can’t help your eyes rolling into the back of your head. Then there is the waffle. Oh the waffle! The perfect combination of softness and stability to hold this gift together. A masterpiece encapsulating this brilliant creation into one beautiful sandwich. But wait…what’s this?? Granules of sugar sprinkled over the top as if Santa left a sweet treat? Yes…that’s what this is…Christmas on a plate. As you sink your teeth into it like a lion a fresh kill, the juices run down your chin, but you don’t care! You could care less you look like a sloppy porn star as you mouth hump this gift from the gods! You never thought you’d get this intimate with a sandwich, until now, and it is more than acceptable.

Upon finishing the sandwich, you will wonder where it went. The experience will be so mind blowing you will black out and lose track of time. People will be staring because of the sex noises you’ll be making, you’ll be a sticky mess and your company might be feeling slightly awkward. Who cares…not your fault they didn’t order the sandwich from Gods kitchen. Eating it is an experience, but you grow sadder with every bite knowing  you are one bite closer to it being gone. The situation is a fickle bitch if I ever saw one. None the less you can’t stop, and you will without a doubt be back. Want to know what a food-gasm is like? Look no further. Bring a pack of smokes because you’ll need it after you’re done with this creation.

That’s it for this product review folks! Make sure you like and follow 2 BROTHERS RESTAURANT & PUB all social media accounts to see when the mighty Lord will be gracing us with his magnificent creation from his kitchen. And when you see it on the specials menu just know I have already been notified and I will cactus Jack your ass if you get in my way as I’m heading for the restaurant. Even your grandma isn’t safe!

To the one who came up with this masterpiece and puts it all together, I think we can all agree on the fact that you are, without a doubt a….

BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!

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